The
Surrealist Compliment Generator (e.g.: "Be still, my love, my
watermelon rind. I am consumed with your collection of agile fans and
spare blades." or "You wear your breasts to their full
extent, like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment."
or "Woods nymphs sprinkle your path with bowling balls while you
dance and prowl in the sequined moonlight with leftover heads of
lettuce.."--this stuff is good!)