Canvas sorceress. Documentation demi-goddess. Gold medalist in yogasana and ranked in the top six in three world yoga federations: AYSF, IYF, IYSF. Yoga teacher. Mini 4WD racing champion. USA Archery instructor and Olympic-level archer. Aikido brown belt. Music remixer. Music producer for four MTV shows. Photographer. Author of 9 books and one magazine article. Yelp Elite reviewer. Amateur sushi competition winner. Penn Law student. Amma of two awesome sons and a Yorkiepoo.

A hilarious article from my PhD advisor: The Deep Grammer of Haute Cuisine